That boy is a P-I-G, pig!

With apologies to anyone who hasn't seen Animal House (I'm looking at you, CP!), Drunky McStagger has proven once again that he is not only a classless asshole, but a complete douchebag, too.

What did he do yesterday when he met U.S. beach volleyball stars Misty May Treanor and Kerri Walsh? Why, naturally, he "smilingly" slapped Treanor's lower back tattoo. I guess it could have been worse -- Treanor actually invited Drunky to slap her ass:

Although it must have been a thrill for Mr. Bush to shake hands with Kobe, Mello, King James and Coach K [of the U.S. men's basketball team], it's difficult to imagine that the president's trip to Beijing didn't peak when he received an up-close and personal beach volleyball lesson at Chaoyang Park from defending gold medalists Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh.

As if things weren't hot enough for the president, who had just come off a sweaty mountain bike excursion, the AP reported that May-Treanor bent over to allow him an opportunity to experience a unique element of beach volleyball.

The president needs some work on his passing, mis-hitting a pair off his knuckles. When May-Treanor passed the ball back to him, he acted like he was going to dive after it but decided to stay on his feet.

Then May-Treanor turned her back to the president, offering her bikinied rear for one of the traditional slaps that volleyball players frequently give each other.

"Mr. President, want to?" she asked, repeating an offer she made when Bush gave a pep talk to the U.S. athletes before Friday's opening ceremonies.

Bush smilingly gave a flick with the back of his hand to the small of her back instead.

Okay, Drunky, I'm only going to say this once: Just. Say. No. I don't care if you were invited to touch her, and you didn't really touch her ass, you touched her back -- it's still a dumbass move.

Dude, you're not a fraternity guy on Spring Break, you're the fucking president of the United States. Act like it, for Jeebus' sake! Even Treanor's husband, Florida Marlins catcher Matt Treanor, was a little taken aback by Drunky's behavior:

[Q:] Your wife was joking with President Bush the other day about the tattoo on her lower back and he actually gave her a friendly slap on the tattoo. You plan to tell the President to keep his hands off your wife?

[Treanor:] The leader of the free world, I guess, can do whatever he wants. I'll have a word with him later. Misty had a dinner with him at the White House once. She didn't agree with his politics, but after she met him, she came back like, "What a witty, smart, funny guy. He's not so bad after all."

"Pig" is probably too nice a word to describe this psychologically juvenile president ...